The high Voltage Ejector bed is for you if you are a morning grouch and terribly grumpy in the morning. Colin Furze invented this outrageous machine that throws you out in the morning. You should set it near the window so when it’s gonna throw you, throw you out of the window into the pool.
Because chances are that lazy you would most likely just fall asleep again after being ejected on the floor, so getting thrown out of the window into the pool would be a great choice for you. It has many advantages, like you will automatically become punctual for your college or office.
Buy this for your teenage kid who can’t get up in the morning and misses the school every now and then.