Jack heard that microwaving glow sticks made them glow brighter so decided to try it for himself. But then something happened which made his “awesome shirt” awesomer…..And eyes dimmer. The dad just stands around like a dumbass and calls 911 but hangs up because he thinks he solved the problem by reading about washing the eyes out with water… seriously? and then tells 911 to fu*k off when they called to see what the problem was?
Published on January 21, 2016 by techtica